I will murder everyone in their sleep if they have my beaters bat.
… That was your beaters bat? Woops.
What. Did. You. Do.
There was a spider in the Common Room… You really shouldn’t leave you’re Quidditch gear out. It was a really big spider.
Please tell me.. Please tell me my baby is alright. I cant play with any other bat except her.
It… she’s fine. Avery. Just a little sticky, but nothing a little scourgify won’t fix.
I will murder everyone in their sleep if they have my beaters bat.
… That was your beaters bat? Woops.
What. Did. You. Do.
There was a spider in the Common Room… You really shouldn’t leave you’re Quidditch gear out. It was a really big spider.
I will murder everyone in their sleep if they have my beaters bat.
… That was your beaters bat? Woops.
Smart move. -laughs-
But not before I slap my cousin.
Yikes. You didn’t hear it from me then. That blokes got a wicked arm. -disappears down the hall-
Well, your brother, or cousin or relation, hasn’t been very discreet has he? The whole school knows you asked to give you the birds and the bees. The rest I know because I’m sneaky. -smirks and winks- Nothing stays secret for very long in Hogwarts. You should know that.
Sweet mother of god.
You look angry about something.
Not necessarily angry. -smirks- Annoyed… and slightly amused. You’ve dug yourself into quite a deep little hole, princess.
Does everybody know? >.o
Well, your brother, or cousin or relation, hasn’t been very discreet has he? The whole school knows you asked to give you the birds and the bees. The rest I know because I’m sneaky. -smirks and winks- Nothing stays secret for very long in Hogwarts. You should know that.
You look angry about something.
Not necessarily angry. -smirks- Annoyed… and slightly amused. You’ve dug yourself into quite a deep little hole, princess.
(Source: brine-lock)
Yaxley. Need I say more?
-sighs- Hardly.
Didn’t think so. Apparently brewing the wolfsbane potion is considered bestiality. That makes her a voyer because she was watching. -shurgs-
